Good Morning, Here's Rare Footage Of Pandas Doing It At The Zoo Yesterday

VIENNA (Reuters) – Love was definitely in the air at Vienna’s Schoenbrunn zoo on Wednesday when two giant pandas mated several times, a rare event in captivity for one of the world’s most endangered species that their keepers caught on camera. The mating season for pandas, known for their low libido, is once a year, with females only able to conceive for two or three days, making reproduction difficult.

Get it son! Out in the open.  Letting the people watch.  Makes sense. Did you read the article? It says pandas have a super low libido and the female pandas can only conceive two or three days outta the YEAR. So when it’s go time, it’s go time. Any time. Any place. Got a little rough there at a few spots. Male panda biting her back and shit. I gotta be honest, it looked like she was having zero fun. It also looked like he didn’t know what the hell he was doing. Like the weird couple from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I’m just gonna ask the weird question we’re all wondering, do pandas not have to thrust? They just put it in and that’s all it takes? Maybe that’s why pandas suck so bad at reproduction. Because they suck so bad at sex. Put some hips into. The female pandas might be into more than two or three times a year if it was actually enjoyable. Did I just save the dwindling panda population? Pretty sure I did.