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A Guy Posted His Elaborate Breakup Revenge Plot On Reddit, It Went Viral And It Ruined His Stupid Attention Whorey Plan

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Unilad – Reddit user BinanoSplat originally posted the below photos with the caption: “Found out my girlfriend is cheating on me. Giving her this card tonight at my birthday dinner.”

Thanks to the extreme lengths he went to, the post racked up some serious points on the image sharing site and he found himself on the front page in no time. Bad move.

Three hours later, he posted [this] update…

 

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This could not possibly bring me more joy. For as much as I enjoy the car crash aspect of these viral breakup things, I’m so tired of weak people using it as a way to put themselves over when we don’t really know the circumstances of their relationship or the significant other’s life. And to see this guy’s plan blow up like that is so sweet. She cheated on you and you know it with 100% certainty? That sucks and I get it. But you talk to her like an adult. Or you throw all her shit out and call her all sorts of nasty names over text and move on. These dramatic pleas for attention online don’t help you heal or figure shit out.

 

And plus this wasn’t even that great of a revenge. For as much as I also hate the try-hard shit, at least some of these other viral breakups I’ve blogged before are creative and go above and beyond. Wow you wrote a card and it was SO sarcastic. Great job man, really would have showed her and she definitely wouldn’t immediately get right back on the horse (cock).

 

Speaking of, snitch/hero (really complicated emotions to work out with this situation) Aaron referenced in the above call transcript is definitely waxing dat ass as we speak:

 

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I hope Aaron, Michael, Jared, and Derek each use a stuffed animal this cuck got her for Valentine’s Day as a cum rag just to drive home the victory. But enjoy the Reddit karma bro, great exchange rates on that I’m sure.`