Does This Look Like the Face Of A Taunton Lady Arrested For....Wait What? This Is A Lady?

TAUNTON, Mass. (WPRI) — Police in Taunton have arrested a robbery suspect – but the case played out a little differently than investigators originally expected. Kristine Joyce, 29, of Brockton is charged with a single count of armed robbery. Police said she walked into a Taunton CVS Pharmacy, gave the impression she had a weapon under her shirt, and asked for $30. The store employee described the suspect to police as a heavyset man and after reviewing security footage, police confirmed the description. An off-duty officer reported seeing a person matching the description near North Walker Street and alerted police that the suspect was nearby.Police didn’t realize the suspect was actually a woman until they were handcuffing her.

No fucking way.  NO FUCKING WAY.  Hey look people, tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my idea, tell me you don’t like my fuckin neck tie, but don’t tell me this is man is a chick.  No she’s not. That’s a dude and a tough ass dude at that.  I mean if this bro was a chick she wouldn’t be robbing CVS.  She’d ripping chicks tits off in the UFC.  100% man.  Fact.