So Greg Maddux Used To Wipe His Ass With His Teammates Shirts Then Return Them To Their Lockers

UPDATE: So obviously Pardon My Take broke this baby open on Barstool when they interviewed Tom Glavine. I missed it. Shoot me. And yes, simpletons, I listen and enjoy PMT and almost every other podcast/blog run on this network. It’s just sometimes difficult to keep up with the billion and one pieces of content sometimes while worrying about dishing out stuff on your own. Here’s the podcast:

Barbaric. But Greg Maddux? Really? We’re talking about this four eyes right here who could easily be a double for a HR Block rep, right?

Make no mistake about it, Maddux is a first ballot HOF tosser. Sure, he topped out at 88mph on his greatest day, but the dude was one of the most dominant pitchers of his time. Maybe all-time. Dude could paint the corners better than Rembrandt night in and night out. But it takes some real stones to wipe feces on your teammates clothing when your Dad bod is up against those sauced pigs of the ’90’s. You think The Crime Dog or Ron Gant in his juicing prime would’ve put up with this literal shit? I think not. Plus there’s a code to general locker room Tomfoolery and hazing, then there’s just being a dick. And wiping your ass with your teammates clothing and returning the shit stained garments to their lockers is what we call being a gigantic piece of dick. It’s not quite the sociopathic level of Charles Haley whipping it out and jerking off in people’s faces, but it’s close. And still, Greg Maddux? At a glance the seems harmless. But then again so did Jeffrey Dahmer. Those are the guys you gotta watch out for the most.

You know what they say. Chicks dig the long ball. Come on Alice.