Study Shows That Guys Who Masturbate A Lot Have A Lower Risk Of Prostate Cancer

Pink News- Aside from being a great stress reliever, masturbation has distinct health benefits, according to the results of a new study. The study – published in European Urology – followed 30,000 men for nearly 20 years and found that men who ejaculated more often had lower incidents of prostate cancer than those who did it less. It also found that masturbating a lot when younger decreases health problems in later life. Men in their 20s who ejaculated at least 21 times a month were 19% less likely to be diagnosed than men who ejaculated no more than seven times a month. Even in their 40s, men who regularly pleasured themselves were 22% less likely to get prostate cancer. “Ejaculation frequency is, to some extent, a measure of overall health status in that men at the very low end of ejaculation – 0 to 3 times per month – were more likely to have other (medical problems) and die prematurely from causes other than prostate cancer,” lead author Jennifer Rider told the AP.

There have been a million of these studies that show masturbation is good for your health but that doesn’t mean we’re going to stop blogging them. On the contrary actually. Anything that enables my masturbation practices is going to get blogged. The only study that won’t get blogged is the study that says masturbation is bad for you. Luckily I’m pretty sure that study doesn’t exist. It’s always positive when it comes to masturbation and studies. Jerking off is a stress reliever, it’s a good for your brain, it’s good for your sex life, it’s good for depression, it stops prostate cancer, etc etc. Masturbation is like the marijuana of the body. Over time we’re all realizing that the benefits of weed greatly out weigh the negatives because there are virtually no negatives. Same thing with jerking off. Oh you mean if I do this it’s gonna make me feel better, be less depressed, be healthier and be an overall better person? You don’t want no part of this shit, Dewey. Except I do. I want a part of it at least twice a day thank you very much.