That's One Way To Announce The Gender Of Your Baby

It’s a boy! That’s one way to announce the gender of your child. Gender reveals are all the rage on social media these days. I hate that I know that but at 27 years old, everyone I went to high school with has decided they need to ruin their lives and start having children. And so every couple of weeks there are people popping pink and blue balloons, putting little baby shoes next to their shoes, all that sort of shit. If you’re still in high school or college and have no idea what I’m talking about, bless your young soul. Because this type of thing will take over your life in a few years. It’s even made it’s way into Major League Baseball:

It’s pink! Christian Colon’s life is ruined! Hooray!

But anyway, Candice went the old fashioned way of revealing the gender of her future child by getting topless on Instagram. It’ll make for great Christmases, as the family gathers around the photo album and gets to relive that photo year after year. Nothing like seeing your mom topless and grabbing her own ass.