Smokebomb Diver Kassidy Cook Is About To Put The Entire Rio Olympics On Notice

And just like that (with a quick Google search of age……..21, in the clear), we’ve found our Olympic darling for the Rio Games of 2016. Bitchface has officially been put on notice. Hell, I don’t even know/care how well of a diver Kassidy is, maybe we should think about not sending her to Rio for the sake of protecting our national interest. If she comes down with Zika it’ll be the biggest American disaster on foreign soil since Benghazi or whenever Dane Cook takes his act abroad. Adding another Gold Medal to the pile is nice, but making sure Miss Cook is safe and plump is nicer.

h/t Gary