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God Bless America And God Bless This Guy Who Cooked A Steak Using His Drone

 

 

Why? I say why not. It’s things like this that makes us better than every other country in the world. Nay, the universe. Nobody can touch us when it comes to preparing our meats in various ways. While other parts of the world are starving and don’t have clean water to drink, we have guys hooking up pieces of raw meat to their drone and cooking it on a grill that way. I’m not arguing that it’s the nicest thing to do but to stay on top, you gotta act like you’re on top. That’s America. We’re the top dawg in these parts (again, the universe) and we wanna keep it that way. Does grilling our meats by way of a mini-helicopter make people hate us and become our enemies? Probably but as the advertisement for the HBO show Ballers once proclaimed: You’re no one until you have enemies. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!