Mike Felger Is Not Island Tough

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So this past weekend on Nantucket it was a bit chilly and overcast. Not the best weather of all time. No biggie. It can’t be 80 and sunny every day. Not even on Nantucket. Well a Stoolie tweeted this picture to me. Introducing Napkin Man. Yup Mike Felger eating brunch dressed head to toe in napkins. Honestly never seen a softer move in my life. The guy is literally dressed in napkins. I guess it’s true what they say. Some guys are Island Tough, some aren’t. Some are born to shred the gnar and dominate spikeball and some guys are born to drink prosecco and cover themselves in napkins when there is a slight breeze.

Sidenote – I like prosecco but would not dress myself in napkins.