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How About Osama Bin Laden's Son Just Now Threatening U.S. For Killing His Father

ViceThe son of slain al-qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has threatened revenge against the United States for assassinating his father, according to an audio message posted online.

Hamza bin Laden promised to continue the global militant group’s fight against the US and its allies in the 21-minute speech entitled “We Are All Osama,” according to the SITE Intelligence Group.

“We will continue striking you and targeting you in your country and abroad in response to your oppression of the people of Palestine, Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Somalia and the rest of the Muslim lands that did not survive your oppression,” Hamza said.

 

 

Yo dude a little late. Here’s a quick news bite from May 2nd 2011 in case you missed it.

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lol @ issuing threats 5 years later. World moves too fast nowadays bro. Can’t even be a week late on shit or people will have no idea what you’re talking about. 5 years? Poof, it’s a whole different planet now. Reality TV stars are world leaders. 30-year-olds are obsessed with Pokemon. And al qaeda isn’t even much of a thing anymore. Leadership is aging and there’s a new group in town:

Introduced by the organization’s new chief Ayman al-Zawahiri in an audio message last year, Hamza provides a younger voice for the group whose aging leaders have struggled to inspire militants around the world galvanized by Islamic State.

Quick word of advice. Stop issuing threats via audio recording like some poor person. Instead, do us all a favor and go join the new guys then run away from battles. They love that.

Best recruitment pitch I’ve ever heard! Terrorism sucks and it sucks even worse when you’re actually on their side. Pretty excited we get to take out another Bin Laden tho. Always a good time.