Rudy Giuliani Went America All Over Everybody's Asses Last Night

ROCK FLAGGGG AND EAGGGLEEEE

Quick shout out to my main man Rudolph Giuliani who gave a speech that had more hellfire and brimstone than Paul Bearer at a Kane vs Undertaker match. If Melenia didnt go Milli Vanilli with her speech last night, there’s NO doubt the talk of the RNC. It was like Howard Dean dropping his infamous BYAHHH!

I’m not sure if America would have loved Rudy’s Rage or hated it. All I know is its not getting the play it deserves. I dont really care about the politics behind all this shit, I really only care about the jokes to be made and right now not nearly enough people are talking about Rudy’s propaganda pandemonium.

I feel like Rudy’s entire role at this point is to go up there yelling about cops and terrorism and America and 9/11 like a goddam lunatic. Like listen Rudy your Presidential bid is gone, so we’re gonna need you to be the crazy guy. Get up there and rant about Stars and Stripes, do a little bit of fear mongering, slander some people, piss off some people, and call it a day. Hes like the Republican Party’s version of a hockey goon.