How Insane Is It That Kate Upton Follows Justin Verlander Everywhere

I honestly can’t recall if this has been discussed before, so forgive me if this is a retread, but is Kate Upton following Verlander everywhere one of the craziest things ever? I’ve literally never heard of that. It’s some Drake LaRoche shit. When the camera panned to her in the stands at Fenway I realized I can’t remember the last Tigers series she wasn’t here, so I asked Twitter and people said that ever since The Fappening she follows him pretty much everywhere? What in the fuck kind of sense does that make? Spooky Ghost hacks photos of Justin not cheating on you so you turn into his keeper? You’ve gotta follow him on the road everywhere they go to make sure cyber-terrorists don’t hack his phone? I felt bad enough after that Wrangler jeans photo leaked, but if The Fappening actually caused Verlander to need a babysitter then I feel legit horrible about that whole thing. It’s one thing for people to see you naked, that’s not a life ruiner or even really a loss of privacy in 2016, but to have it inspire your girlfriend/fiance to follow you on all the road trips for the rest of your career? Well that is a life ruiner and a loss of privacy. Must be hell in the locker room and you can’t even sneak out of the hotel room for a Centerfolds night with the boys. Fucking brutal. I’m honestly shocked Verlander puts up with it. Upton is hot as fuck, but when you’re a 33 year old MLB pitcher I’m not sure anyone is hot enough to give you the 15 year old “everywhere you go, I go, and everything you do, I do, because we’re dating and that’s how it works” treatment.