Old Horny Dude Rolling On Molly As Katy Perry Performed Was The Star of the DNC

WOO!

Looks like somebody found a dose of LSD that he hid away in the back of the medicine cabinet in the mid-60’s and realized the clock was ticking down so he might as well use that shit and the only event on the calendar aside from urologist appointments was the performance of a millennial pop star at a political convention. Whatever. Tripping balls is tripping balls.

And if you liked that full body-covering outfit that much…please, please tell me somebody can get this guy internet access.

I hope this stupid GIF from Reddit and clips of huge bouncing boobs wasn’t too political!