Kylie And Kendall Jenner And Bella Hadid And Hailey Baldwin Are On A Bikini Beach Vacation Together Because Modern Society Is An Unyielding Reminder Of Others Experiencing Joy You Will Never Know
People – Models Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid, both 19, showed off their beach-ready bodies on Instagram as they celebrated pal Kylie Jenner‘s 19th birthday in Turks and Caicos on Wednesday.
Eventually Kendall Jenner joined in on the photo fun, posing for a shot with Baldwin and Hadid, in which all three of the ladies displayed their backsides as they enjoyed the ocean view.
Kylie and krew [ED. NOTE: Lol bc their names have Ks in them] jetted off to the Caribbean in celebration of the reality star’s birthday today. Aside from Hadid, Baldwin and her older sister Kendall, Kylie was also accompanied by a few of her school friends and boyfriend Tyga.
I don’t mean to go full nihilist on one of the gossip blogs that the readers of Barstool Sports clamor for but how can you not feel that way knowing that somewhere on Earth there’s a crew of the hottest, richest, and most famous chicks around going nuts for one girl’s 19th birthday and not only are you not where they are but FUCKING TYGA is there just soaking it all in? I have to go to a meeting in the city today because we are an actual company now and I’ll inevitably sweat like a disgusting sea monster on the subway en route and hope not to embarrass myself while FUCKING TYGA is sitting on one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, sipping margaritas and strategizing on how to get Kylie and Bella drunk and sniffing each other’s hair so he can engineer a “Well we are on vacation, let’s explore our blossoming womanhood” moment. So yeah. Look at the pictures. The world is a cruel and remorseless place.
On the plus side, being there must be the most obnoxious version of chicks having their camera out all the time trying to snag pics for social media that you can possible imagine. “Oh my god can you get this on Instaaaa?” “No oh my goddddd I want to post that on my Instaaaaa.” “Girl I loooooove this Insta for you, can you get one for my Instaaaaaa.” “I dunnooooo I love this Insta but I think this is more of a Snap maybe? Like I dunno?” It’d be bad enough with five regular chicks with 1,000 followers, I can’t even imagine at the highest levels of social media famewhoring like these chicks.