Guy Attempts To Crowd Surf And It Goes Really Well, Just Kidding, No One Catches Him

Movies are such bullshit. They lie right to our faces and we eat it up like a bunch of suckers. Lies all over the place. The good guy always gets the girl and everybody always gets to live happily ever after and the bad guys always lose and any time a person crowds surf in a movie it goes perfectly. The person is lifted above the crowd and carried off in a triumph. Unfortunately, that’s not how the real world works at all. The good guy rarely ever gets the girl, nobody lives happily ever after cause we all die one day, bad guys win all the time and no one actually wants to catch anybody who tries to crowd surf. It’s a simple case of, “You got it? I don’t want it. You’re gonna catch him, right? Ok I’ll just move outta the way” but everyone is thinking that so instead of being whisked away like a hero, he ends up with a face full of cement. Crowd surfing is a classic case of something that sounds awesome in theory but fails horribly in practice. That guy learned the hard way.