1. Buy A Joe Flacco Elite T-Shirt 2. Get Ownership Stake In A Gambling Fish 3. Retire To A Life Of Style And Wealth

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He won a superbowl.

Big Cat covered the new store opening earlier but I wanted to draw attention to the culmination of my lifes work tracking Joe Flacco’s hypothetical eliteness to the logical conclusion of making a t-shirt out of it. The beauty of this shirt is that when he’s not Elite you can turn it inside out so it no longer has his picture or the word Elite on it. Basically two shirts in one. Any shirt is reversable if your embarrassed enough of the message on the outside of it. Its the steal of the century for only $25 in the PMT section of the Barstool Sports store.

And if you think this shirts dumb, well we’re going to have one later that says “not elite” on it so technicaly you have to buy one of the two or else I just don’t think you know your football.

PS Dont forget, any shirts you buy today include a ownership stake in Larry the Gambling Goldfish- the 4th member of PMT during football season who will be making weekly picks for this year’s Las Vegas Supercontest. So if you’ve ever dreamed of owning a animal that you never have to feed or take care of besides a tapeworm nows your chance. BUY BUY BUY