Anthony Weiner AKA Carlos Danger AKA The Deceptively Strong Mongoose Says That His Kid Is A "Chick Magnet"

NY Post – Anthony Weiner didn’t just send his latest sexting partner a crotch shot selfie with his young son curled up next to him in bed — he boasted to the woman about using his child as a “chick magnet.” The stray-at-home dad’s stunning admission followed his repeated gripes about a lack of action in his marital bed, at one point complaining he was only having sex once every two months, according to screenshots obtained by The Post. Weiner told the woman he had dropped off the tyke “at grandpas after school,” but bellyached that the free baby-sitting “only bought me a couple of hours,” the screenshots show. “Put him to work,” the buxom brunette suggested during their March 12, 2015, online chat.  “Already at work. Being a chick magnet,” he wrote. “It’s like a puppy. Chicks love cute kids and puppies,” she wrote back.

Listen everybody knows kids are chick magnets. And Tony Weiner’s sidepiece is correct – kids and puppies. Chicks love that. You think thats breaking news? I post pictures of Duncan and Shea all day every day and flood chick’s basements every time. Turn their underwear into a goddam ocean. Ovaries bursting. If I was a single dude with Shea and/or Duncan it would be a wrap. So no, Anthony Weiner is not wrong saying kids can be a chick magnet.

But guess what you creepy fucking ostrich? Normal people mean that a cute kid can help them strike up a conversation with a girl in the park. They mean that when they post a picture online, girls go gaga for it. They think its cute to see a guy pushing a stroller or playing with a dog. They DONT think its cute when you send them pictures of your half chub basically rubbing against your kid’s face while he sleeps. Nobody thinks its cute to see your 3/4 of an erection on your son’s head. To be honest, the Weiner kid is way past the cute phase to begin with, and when you snuggle him up against your crotch in tighty whities, whatever cute factor may have been left goes right out the window. There is no magnetic force between normal girls and the combo of pre-teens and dicks.

Then again, Anthony Weiner aint banging regular chicks so maybe this is right in their wheelhouse. I leave that old tall ass Jewish Ostrich to bone those weirdos.