Burger King Is Unleashing Cheetos Chicken Fries On The World

Business Insider- Burger King is coming out with an absurd new menu item called Cheetos Chicken Fries. The dish features white-meat chicken similar to that of Burger King’s original chicken fries covered in crispy Cheetos-flavored breading.

“The chicken fries are cooked to crispy perfection so that they have a dangerously cheesy outside and made with juicy white-meat chicken inside,” the company says. The new menu item will be available starting Wednesday for a limited time at a recommended price of $2.89 for a nine-piece order.

I told you guys this Frito Lay and Burger King marriage was going to make tasty junk fast food babies. Mac ‘N Cheetos was just the tip of the iceberg. I’ve never been a huge #ChickenFries guy. Partially because I’m a McDonald’s nuggets (and Sweet & Sour Sauce) guy, partially because I’ve never been sent to the Final Four on Burger King’s dime. But I am all in on yet another Cheetos food as long as we stop there. There has to be a limit to this Cheetos madness. I don’t need everything in the BK catalog to be covered in Cheetos dust. The epitome of too much of a good thing. Look at Taco Bell. I don’t know if Cash Cow even describes the Doritos Loco Taco. It’s the golden fucking goose. But you don’t see the powers that be South of the Border shooting Doritos cheese all willy nilly like Peter North. It needs to be special.

However I will say that box gets an A++++++ grade. Chester The Chicken Finger definitely fucks.

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