George Clooney Finding Out About The Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie Divorce From CNN Is Pretty Awkward

At first I thought there was no way this was the first George Clooney had heard about the divorce. Aren’t him and Brad Pitt best friends? Were all those scenes in Ocean’s Eleven a lie? George had to have gotten at least one 3am phone call from Brad being like, “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! SHE ADOPTED ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER KID! THIS INSANE! LET ME SMOKE MY BONG IN PEACE!” Then I thought that maybe Brad and George’s relationship is like that of a college buddy. You’re close for a few years where you see each other every day then life gets in the way then you both get married then before you know it you haven’t spoken in 5 years and have no idea what’s going on in each other’s lives. Then I remembered that it was Angelina who filed for divorce and that actually was probably the first time Clooney had heard about it cause Brad didn’t see it coming either. Makes sense. It was super awkward. Never seen Charismatic Clooney be that uncomfortable.

PS- How long does Clooney’s marriage last after this? A year? 6 months? Maybe less? Amal Clooney can’t be thrilled about this divorce news. Cause now George is gonna see Brad out there living the life they once had together. Being the most eligible bachelors in town and chasing the hottest pussy in Hollywood. George is gonna see Brad on TMZ leaving clubs with Emily Ratajkowski and her model friends while he sits at home with Amal and knits. I give it 4 months.