Hardo Cyclist Freaks Out After Crash, Breaks His Homie's Bike Clean In Half
In case you’re too impatient to watch the full Instagram video, the crash happens after this bozo in black and orange decides to just run into a wall like a complete fucking moron. I’m not going to pretend that I watch a ton of cycling. I’ll occasionally leave the Tour de France on the tv for an hour or so when it’s on and I’m too tired to change the channel. So I think that’s enough to consider myself an authority on the situation when I say that running into a wall probably isn’t the smartest move of all time. 0/10 would not recommend to a friend. And not only did this bozo go down in the crash, but he took plenty of other Lance Armstrong wannabes with him. Including this jabroni, Jeremy Santucci. Thankfully, he took it well and realized that sometimes crashes are inevitably going to happen in races like this.
Or maybe not. And to make matters even worse, turns out this wasn’t even his own bike.
All in a day’s work for Tucci Gucci. I’m sure Sergio won’t mind at all. #Happy2BAlive. That’s all that matters. It’s gucci.
Tucci Gucci couldn’t be more New York City if he tried. Love this guy.
h/t BarDown