Intern Dylan AKA Intern Tex Shoots From Halfcourt At Rutgers Midnight Madness For A Chance To Win A Car

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Intern Dylan making a big name for himself. Intern of the Week in the Power Rankings…

First he was asking me a bunch of questions about a word I had never heard of, we eventually found out he was trying to say the word “Viceroy.” Then he was on the phone telling a friend we were located on 31st and 7th (that’s not where we’re located). Then he asked me why I went to Emory and said he didn’t trust private school kids. I asked him if he was sure he understood what I meant when I said I was literally writing his Power Ranking as he spoke. He said “rankings don’t mean shit when the ball is kicked.” Then he made me retake his picture so he could get his chest hair in it.

…Followed up by this absolutely savage attempt from halfcourt at MidKnight Madness.

Raising the roof then landing about 15 feet short. Intern Tex has officially arrived.