Somebody Put Up A Donald Trump "Zoltar" Machine In Brooklyn That Spits Out A Bunch Of Crazy Quotes

I know exactly what is going on with this machine. It was clearly put together by some Brooklyn artist that wanted to throw some shade at Trump. But there was one problem with his or her plan. Anybody with a brain outside of Ken Bone has already made up their mind on Trump. Either you love him or you hate him. But if you sprinkle a little bit of nostalgia on something, it always looks better than it is. It’s the reason I bought Crystal Pepsi even though I knew that I hated it when I was young. And you know what else I know? I know I love the shit out of the movie Big. If people start associating Donald Trump with Tom Hanks, he could actually pitch a shutout in this election. Even Hillary would have to vote for Trump if she had enough nostalgia and Tom Hanks on the brain. In fact if Trump’s people don’t spin this by having him come out to Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Pop before the next debate, they have made a huge mistake.

P.S. The only way this machine could really hurt The Donald are those red robot eyes. Legit nightmare fuel. The T-1000 ain’t got shit on Trump Zoltar.