Woman Dies On Plane So She Gets Placed In The Center Aisle

SHOCKING photos show a dead woman being laid out on the aisle of a busy plane packed with tourists flying home from Turkey.

She is said to have died just 45 minutes into the three and a half hour flight from the resort of Antalya to Moscow, Russia.
Attendants had no choice but to lay the victim in the aisle for the rest of the journey, covering her with a blanket.

Larger planes are usually equipped with a closed area unofficially known as a “corpse cupboard” to store the bodies of passengers who die suddenly in mid-air.

Budget airlines operating smaller planes normally have procedures to put a body on an empty row of seats.

It’s pretty selfish to die in the middle of a flight but I’d rather have a dead person in the aisle than to be crowded by some asshole who is trying to wrestle me for armrest control.

Having a dead body in the aisle can be unnerving for some folks, but may I suggest growing up? Worst thing that could possibly happen is that the corpse could start breaking wind. Talkin about dead farts.

The worst part about the dead body situation, except the crying spouse, is that you have to step over the body if you need to pee. Pissing on planes is already problematic but then you have to step over Lucy’s dead body and put your ass further into Larry in 21c’s face. He grunts all loud like you can help it. Hey pal, there’s a dead body here. Show some damn respect.

The dread of having a dead body probably amplifies if you have a connection that you need to catch. You need to hurry and get the fuck outta the plane, but you are getting frustrated just thinking about how gingerly they’ll be moving the dead body. Fuck traveling, man. If it’s not one thing, it’s the other.