This Middle Eastern Dude Trying Weed For The First Time Is Proof World Peace Is Just A Few Blunts Away

When the loud hits

Here we are, raging wars in the Middle East to retake parts lost to ISIS and the answer has been in front of us all this time: Just give these dudes some weed. They have a tough climate to grow there, they’re stressed because of all the heat and wars and fighting over dumb shit, they could blow up at any minute whether they’re a civilian or one of the bad guys….all they need is a little bit of green in their lives to mellow things out. Start them out with some skank weed, whatever they have out there sucks so we can get away with a “less is more” strategy. Slowly ramp it up, push the prices up but make the weed higher quality (indicas only, couch lock them just to be safe — we don’t need them buzzier and more creative with the sultry strains of sativa), then all of a sudden the Middle East is going wild over weed, things stop blowing up, everyone’s relaxed AND we’ve got them as dependent on something just like they’ve got us dependent on oil. Then WHAM Tesla mass produces electric cars at affordable prices in the US, all of a sudden we don’t need their oil, they’re paying us millions a year for our sweetest greens and we’re all living like rich Dubai kids zooming around on battery-powered luxury automobiles who’ve been puff puff passed steady economic growth. Win-win-win.