The Best Mechanical Bull Rider The World Has Ever Seen

If this guy can ride a mechanical bull like this, can you imagine how he fucks? Probably standing on the chick’s back from the looks of it. I don’t care if he’s showing off, when you have chops like this, you show off. I doubt the ladies are ever impressed by a man’s skill level in some bar game. Women probably aren’t getting hot and bothered by some pudgy Irishman with meaty forearms dominating the dartboard. But when you see a man doing a tap routine on the back of a mechanical bull like he’s a fucking bottle dancer from Fiddler on the Roof, its going to turn some heads. This guy could take home any little cowgirl from the bar, even if he looks like he’s wearing the same wardrobe as every guest on Jerry Springer.

If there’s a mechanical bull in the mix, I’m expecting to see something like this.

And hoping to see something like this.

But it’s probably just going to wind up looking like this.