If Trump Loses, Two Porn Stars Say They're Gonna Blow A Whooooole Lot Of Dudes Following Them On Twitter To Celebrate

Daily Dot – Two porn stars are willing to go down to ensure that Hillary Clinton doesn’t.

Following in Madonna’s footsteps, Angelina Castro and Maggie Green are offering to give as many blowjobs as it takes to keep Donald Trump out of the White House.

“It’s very simple,” Castro says in a promotional video. “All you have to do is vote against the orange clown. No brainer.”

Their rules are a little more specific in case you’re the type who’s big on collecting social media blowjob bets from barely-known porn chicks:

To qualify for a BJ fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter and vote against Trump. Details on how to collect the BJs if Trump loses the election will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after the election day. The girls are tentatively planning Inauguration Day to deliver on their promise.

Call me a hardo, call me a homosexual epithet (more than you usually may), call me whatever….no. fucking. thank you:

I mean I’m generally not much of a “follow someone for the promise of a blow job” type of guy and I’m even less of a “get blown in a room full of dudes” type of guy (I remember watching a gang-bang porn in college once with dudes standing around in neon yellow “I’m Here For The Gangbang” wristbands jerking their depressing puds in line waiting for a chance to fuck that porn chick Houston and decided then that sharing a communal orifice was not the life for me) but this could not be any less appealing of an option. If you were an undecided voter and your opinion were swayed by these two monstrosities offering you a blow job, you should be banned from any voting or election-related activities from now until the end of time. I’m sure the blowjob is as quality as only getting sucked off by a chick built like a loveseat can be but no thank you. I’ll indulge this attention whoring for blog clicks but no more than that. No sir. Not my dick. Not today.