Texans Fans Don't Seem To Be Enjoying The Brock Osweiler Experience

Ohhh poor poor Brocky Poo. He may have a $72 million contract and be the quarterback of a 6-3 team. But the natives are restless in Texas. I don’t think that asking for your QB to throw for more than 99 yards in a passing offense that wasn’t terrible with Brian Hoyer and Ryan Mallet last year isn’t too much to ask. But that’s just me. I haven’t had to worry about my team not having an elite quarterback for more than a decade now. Texans fans are a demanding bunch. They don’t want to see a 10-6 season atop the trash AFC South if they can’t see a QB throw the rock like Matty Schaub in his prime. I would have never guessed it, but it turns out that Houston fans are a BRUTALLY honest bunch. Something respectable about that.

P.S. Fair or unfair, I picture Houston fans screaming at their TV as they take these polls while as they fire off guns like Yosemite Sam. If Brock wants to get them on his side, he should just tweet out something about how important the 2nd Amendment is.

P.P.S. I think Bill O’Brien is one more shitty quarterback away from actually killing someone.
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