Is The Leaked Picture Of Bill Clinton With A Hooker Real? An Investigation

Con: The picture itself. I’m not great with time, but I know iPhones weren’t around with this shit. No second hooker was sitting in the corner, pretending to play on her phone, and sneaking pics. To take that thing you’d have to have like a CIA cam. Pretty sure the only ones out were Polaroids, disposables, and the vintage ones with a hood where no one could move for like a week or it would become blurry.

Pro: The dude who tweeted it appears to be a legit hacker. That checks out. If anyone could pull off something like a photo of the president and a hooker, it’s this guy.

Pro: The gal. Slick Willy’s not messing around with ugly hookers, he’d be with a Brianna Banks type. Also checks out.

Con: It looks fake.

Pro: Clinton still focused on the TV. Sure, Ms. Hooker, you can come over and get freaky but don’t think Bill’s turning off The Situation Room. Dude’s still got a country to run, even with your hands all over him. You don’t become one of the most beloved presidents ever simply by sleeping around, you still gotta do some good work.

Con: It looks really fake.

Pro: Fact that it looks like there’s gonna be some butt play here. We’ve known that Bill was a leader in starting the anal trend, what with the colon cigars and all that. But he was even on the forefront of a little prostate play? Of course he was. I don’t care if it’s ’94, you play a game of chicken with Bill’s butthole and ain’t no way that man’s flinching. I’m embarrassed I was even slightly surprised by that.

Con: I mean it just looks super fake.

Final Verdict: Real! It’s on the internet so my hands are tied on this one. Yeah, there are a few arguments against the pic being real but I’ve weighed all my options and decided it definitely is. Gotta believe in something, folks. Personally, I like to believe in Will getting a nice lower back/butthole massage from a buxom blonde and not paying any attention to the random person in the corner of the room snapping pics. You’d think a guy of his stature would be careful about things like that but I say poo poo to that idea. Totally real pic. Definitely.