Newt Gingrich Shows Up To Trump Tower Rocking A Cape!

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Unreal look from Newt here. We always talk about embracing the villain and I don’t know if you can embrace it more than by walking into Trump Tower rocking a cape. That’s taking out your big old capitalist/moonbase dick and shoving it right up the ass of hippie protesters everywhere.

Is it Newt Gingrich or The Penguin from Batman? Who knows, who cares. The villain has arrived.

Feitelberg note: Is Riggsy leaving out the Larry David in a cape scene a fireable offense? Hate being a snitch but I’m gonna have to run that one up the ladder.