An Absolute BLOODBATH Broke Out At A Best Buy In Canada On Black Friday

DEAR GOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!

Seriously though, what the fuck Canada? That was a disgusting display. This is a little on the nose even for them. Everybody knows they’re the lovable country no one is afraid of but can’t they at least be normal on Black Friday? I wanna see people getting stomped and trampled over a 42 inch TV. I wanna see people getting thrown into the $5 DVD bin while fighting over season 3 of The Big Bang Theory. Give the people what they want. Throw one punch. Just one. I sure as hell don’t wanna see Best Buy employees clapping as shoppers enter like it’s a goddamn tea party. That right there is a perfect illustration as to why no one takes Canada seriously.

Speaking of Black Friday…………..

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