Deep Thoughts With Ebony The Security Guard

People keep asking why did I hire away Security Guard Ebony from the front desk in our building.   Umm because she’s an electric factory of content.  So now she’s not only our security guard to keep the riff raff out, but she’s also gonna drop her rant of the day on us in the Barstool Confessional that nobody uses except her.   #contentcontentcontent.    Big Brain does it again.