The Teasers For Cars 3 Are Terrifying, Especially For A Pixar Movie

Uhhhh, what the fuck? To quote the PMT boys, hey Pixar, just chill out man. You’re supposed to make happy cartoons, not this terrifying shit. They released that teaser trailer last week, and then today doubled down on it by taking the scariest part of it and slapping it on a poster:

Oh fun!

This is like if Lion King’s poster was Scar sending Mufasa to his death. Or if the Bambi poster was his mother getting a 12 gauge to the skull.

Now granted, I’ve never seen Cars 1 or Cars 2, and by all accounts they are the worst movies Pixar has ever put out. So kicking off the Cars 3 campaign by making it look like the scariest children’s movie ever produced is quite the bold move, Cotton.

PS: While writing this blog I learned Bambi was a dude. Always thought it was a chick. I mean look how good looking this deer is:

Mind blow that it’s a dude.

PS: While writing this blog I was reminded of the first 15 minutes of “Up” and shed a tear. Fuckin’ Pixar.