LGBT Community Challenges Trump To Dance With Caitlyn Jenner At The Inauguration

Daily Mail- Donald Trump has been urged to dance with Caitlyn Jenner at his inauguration ball on Friday night to prove that he is in touch with America’s LGBT community. The President-elect is unpopular with sections of the LGBT community, and it is apparently believed that the move could provide a way to bolster his support. His advisers also reportedly believe that a dance with Jenner could build bridges with the party itself.

You really put Donald in a pretzel with this invite, gays. Now he’s stuck between Caitlyn Jenner’s dick and a hard place. Dance with her and all the hardcore republicans hate you and you look like an uncomfortable weirdo the whole time. Say no, and you’re a gay bashing bigot. Reminds me of when Nate challenged Smitty to make out with him in the name of content. If Smitty said no, he was lazy and didn’t care about content. If he said yes, he had to kiss Nate. That is the very definition of a Lose-Lose.

The only solution is for Donald to accept this offer, and then at the inauguration walk out to the dance floor and grab Caitlyn Jenner by the pussy. Maybe even do it at the end of the dance. That way you get credit for accepting the offer but you also stay on #brand, you know? Politics is all about playing both sides of the aisle. What better way to do that than a little Foxtrot and pussy grab? That’s how you Make the Inauguration Great, Donald

PS – Don’t the LGBT people hate Caitlyn Jenner? How is she still posing as like the Gay Pope? You guys/girls need a new spokesperson