This Kid Who Can Beatbox While Playing A Recorder With His Nose Is The Most Talented Kid Ever

Rahzel just got put on notice (assuming Rahzel is still alive). That kid done went and beatboxed and played the recorder AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. He’s already got his school talent show locked up. That’s for damn sure. There might even be some young ladies waiting for him after the show wanting to go out for a few Capri Suns. The sad thing about that though is the world simply doesn’t appreciate people who can beatbox and play the recorder at the same time. It doesn’t play as social currency. However, there’s an alternate universe out there where beatboxing while playing the recorder will instantly get you elected president. In that universe, that kid is king and is awarded every worldly pleasure possible. Unfortunately for that little guy this ain’t that universe. Instead he will stop beatboxing and playing the recorder with his nose at the same damn time in the next couple of weeks because people will think it’s less and less cool each time he does it. A cold world indeed.

PS- In case you didn’t understand the Rahzel reference from the beginning of the blog