SHOCKER: Eagles WR/Bum Duo Dorial Green-Beckem And Bryce Treggs Preferred Partying Over Playing

Goeff Mosher – Now consider that two of their young, potentially promising receivers — Green-Beckham and speedster, rookie free agent Bryce Treggs – are far from locks to be on the 53-man roster when the 2017 season begins. Both made sporadic contributions in 2016 as one-dimensional weapons. According to team sources, both prioritized getting acquainted with the Philly nightlife over outworking their teammates, in practice. Amazingly, not even the advice of franchise icon Brian Dawkins, who’s been involved in player development since being hired last summer, sunk in for these young receivers. Had they shown to be coachable, or more interested in self-improvement, they each could have made a difference this past season playing alongside strong-armed, rookie quarterback Carson Wentz.

Shocker of the century right here. Oh, you mean the 6’6 thoroughbred with Megatron-type physique and the lightning bolt who runs a 4.39 40-yard-dash who both SUCKED but loved to enjoy the nightlife scene? No. Fucking. Shit. I’m actually happy for them it was confirmed they wanted to get after it 24/7 rather than working hard to improve the team, or themselves. If you couldn’t get increased action in a WR bunch that could get locked down by the Little Sister’s Of The Poor without an excuse, then you’re an embarrassment to football and life. Now, knowing they were most likely drunk as a skunk or hungover as hell, they’re just an embarrassment to life. Good for them.

For real, we found out culture doesn’t necessarily win football, but I got this feeling the exact opposite isn’t exactly the answer, either. And with these bozo’s hitting the town instead of working, Nelson Agohlor getting accused of slaying a stripper at the dirtiest club in Philly…before sunset… on a weekday, (former Eagle) Josh Huff caught carrying extreme heat, Nigel Bradham caught carrying extreme heat AND, in a separate incident, beat the piss out of an elderly hotel worker. I’m not saying everyone needs to go full Carson “Ned Huntin’ Flanders” Wentz in their private lives, but a happy medium may be sufficient for success.

True Story: I couldn’t find much video out there of DGB being a piss poor WR. Then I realized when he was on the field, he wasn’t finishing his routes 90% of the time to the point he wasn’t even worth being videotaped. So cute. And worthless. What a waste, as with the rest of the WR’s on the roster.