A Livestream Of A Giraffe About To Give Birth Is Back Up After Protesters Forced YouTube To Remove It Because Of "Sexually Explicit Content"

Metro- An animal park in New York is awaiting the birth of a new giraffe — and is streaming it live for the whole world to see. The event, however, sparked controversy after animal rights activists convinced YouTube to suspend the feed for “nudity and sexual content,” according to Animal Adventure Park in Harpursville, New York.

According to the park, this is the fourth calf for the mom, April, who is 15, and the first for her mate, Oliver, who is 5. The calf will weigh around 150 pounds at birth and be about 6 feet tall, with the front hooves coming out first followed by the snout. Mom will raise the calf, with the weaning period around six to 10 months.

Big day here for animal lovers and weirdos that don’t care about animals but just want to watch a 150 pound creature with horns and hooves pop out of a vagina. I personally love it because this is a thumb right in the eye of animal activists. Fuck those PETA assholes and all their offshoot organizations that protest anything involving an animal in it. I’ve hated those crazy bastards long before they unintentionally declared war on Barstool by covering Big Cat in fake blood at the Hot Dog Eating Contest. If April wants to pop out an adorable youngster for the world to see, great. If she doesn’t know that she is being filmed because she’s a fucking giraffe, even better. I want her to be comfy cozy with her surroundings (and shout out for banging a dude more than half your age, April). Plus can a giraffe technically be naked if it has never worn clothes? That’s some chicken and the egg shit right there.

Also shout out to this guy putting the animal rights activists into his back pocket with that MILF April looking cute as fuck in the background.

Dude is just looking to inform others and push live video of giraffe placenta oozing everywhere. And the “when hooves are visible, there will be a cap on the ground in 60 minutes” line absolutely slayed me. Then again, there are apparently MILLIONS of people dying to see this giraffe pop out, so I guess it’s really an all hands on deck event.

And kudos to this guy for bringing some giraffe food for the video and never using it. I was on pins and needles waiting for him to throw the food over his shoulder as April caught it in her mouth and maybe did a giraffe dab. Never happened. But it kept my interest the entire time. Animal Adventure Park clearly knows a thing or two about the entertainment industry. Can’t wait to see that little calf pop out and stand for the first time on its wobbly legs.