Rand Paul Made To Look All Namby-Pamby By The Doorwoman Who Guards The Affordable Care Act Bill

Huge mistake by Rand. You can’t go on your twitter saying that you’re going to the secure location, which makes it sound like Fort Knox, and then get wig snatched at the door. Worst secure room I’ve ever seen.

“Look at me! My name is Randall Paul (go by Rand tho. kinda weird move by me) and I am here for the Affordable Care Act bill! I won’t be leaving here without it. I promised the American people!”

“No.”

“Well…. uhh…. I…. uhh…”

:::snickers in the background while taking the picture to capture the cucking::::

Fucking, Rand. Rand should have tried to get the Bill before making the huge proclamation that he was getting it. All he had to do was get the bill, tweet that he was gonna go get the bill, and then post the bill. Because he counted his chickens before they were hatched, he got rejected and everyone knows it. He’s standing there with his dick in his hand instead of the bill. Embarrassing.

Hey, Rand.