MORE BULLSHIT CONJECTURE: Texans Are Worried About Losing Star CB AJ Bouye To The Eagles

LBS – Bouye, who was signed as an undrafted free agent out of UCF in 2013, has emerged as one of the best defensive backs in the NFL. His 90.9 grade from Pro Football Focus was fourth among cornerbacks in 2016, and opposing quarterbacks had just a 58.5 passer rating when targeting him. Bouye had 17 passes defended in the regular season and added two more in the playoffs to go along with two postseason interceptions.

Go nuts! Again! More speculation that Eagles are literally interested in every single available player the league! Fuck yes! At this point the Birds are looking at any WR or CB on Earth that has 4 limbs. Maybe 3. And I have zero idea how the Eagles can afford a player like Bouye when the team’s salary cap is equivalent to Cousin Eddie’s mobile septic tank. Would I like one of the best corners in the league? Of course. Put out those feelers, Howie. Because FUCK actually doing the due diligence via scouting to get a player like Bouye, an undrafted free agent, out of college and develop him into a star when you can just overpay for him later. Success! Gotta love the guy who was in charge of the 2011 Dream team is still calling all the shots 7 years later. That’s fucking cute.

Also, this Tweet over Kenny Britt sent an absolute firestorm through Philly Sports Talk Radio yesterday through this morning…

…Which solely proves how sad the state of Philly Sports Talk Radio has become. Well, Philly Sports in general. People were/are going apeshit over the possibility of Kenny Britt, a probable #2 receiver who is often injured and somehow even more often in handcuffs, maybe signing with the Eagles. Meanwhile the Giants just signed Brandon Marshall for a steal of a contract to add to their superstar OBJ and 2nd year flaming WR Sterling Shepherd. ¯\_(?)_/¯.