I'm Addicted To Lavar Ball And His Family

(^^^ not his real twitter but still an unreal HS highlight)

Let’s run down the list of Lavar Ball news:

Says he could beat Michael Jordan 1 on 1 in his prime

Says his sons will be better than Steph Curry

Says his sons will be better than Michael Jordan

Says that Kareem, Michael, Magic and MJ all had sons that are wack.

Says he expects, and borderline demands, a 1 billion dollar shoe deal for his family

Currently selling Big Baller Brand (BBB) t shirts for $60

Yes! Give it to me! More! More Lavar Ball. More LaMelo Ball. As much as you can possibly give me. I’m flat out addicted to this family and I’m loving every second of this takeover. They’re the Kardashians of basketball. They’re trying to be the Lannister of the NBA. And all the hatin ass chumps like Charles Barkley and the basketball purists of the world need to fall in line.

Last time I checked this was America. The land of opportunity. The land where Mark Zuckerberg and the dude from Napster said fuck a million dollars, we’re trying to make a billion. This is the time. This is the time to go all in. His kids are rising. The markets are at an all time high. Donald Trump is in office. This is the time to bet fucking HUGE. Shoot for the goddam moon. Nobody ever made a billion dollars being level headed and realistic. Everyone who ever said they’d make a billion was laughed right out of the building. Everyone laughed until that had person had a billon.

I’m not saying Lavar will make a bil. But what I am saying is you can’t knock the hustle. Hes a showman. A hype man. A promoter. And its all working. Their last name is Ball for fucks sake. Ball is Life. Ball so hard. How can you blame this dude? Its practically written in the goddam stars.

I’m starting to learn how much it sucks to raise kids and if you’ve got a shot to cash in huge on them when they are grown, then you shoot that fucking shot. Lavar Ball has one son guaranteed to make it pro. He’s 2 others currently dropping 100 points a game in high school. All 3 will go through the UCLA program. Short of raising Lebron James that crew of kids is the best shot you got at making some serious bank after raising all those little fuckers. And fuck everyone saying he’s a bad father. He’s got one kid turning pro and 2 more college scholarships locked up before these kids even hit their senior year. I can think of a lot worse fathers out there.

Ball Don’t Lie and the world needs to recognize this family is the truth.