Christian McCaffrey Shredding Piano Man On The Harmonica Has Cemented Him As A First Round Pick

Automatic first rounder. Gotta love anybody who can shred some harmonica, especially athletes. Great for the lung capacity and stamina. And you know what? This kid would fit in GREAT in Philly. No, not cause he’s a white RB (100% cause he is), but we need another(?) worthy RB to add to this clusterfuck of a backfield. Granted, if the NFL’s second leading rusher Jordan Howard wasn’t selected 3 picks before Wendell Smallwood in the 5th round last season, maybe we wouldn’t have to think about drafting a player residing in the NFL’s most expendable position in the first round. But I would not mind this triple threat of a Cardinal doing the damn thing running, catching, then jamming out downstairs at Time on the harmonica. The city would love it.

And I’ll tell ya what, besides the whole good looking, Stanford educated, first round NFL prospect, and overall successful at life thing, Christian McCaffrey and I are basically the same person. Suck on that fat one, society.