DJ Whoo Kid Claims He and Waka Flocka Flame are Banned from the Gronk Cruise Because Flo Rida Pooped Near the Pool
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TMZ – Two big stars say they’ve been banned from a major cruise line over shenanigans on the Gronk Cruise … after someone allegedly took a huge crap on the deck next to the guest pool.
DJ Whoo Kid and Waka Flocka Flame tell TMZ Sports they are no longer welcome on any Norwegian Cruise Line ship after they were blamed for the poop prank during the Feb. 2016 voyage.
“Somebody took a dump on the ship,” DJ Whoo Kid says … “Somebody pooped behind the pool and put a $20 bill on the poop.”
Whoo Kid says the mystery crapper left the money for whoever had to clean it up “out of respect.” …
So, who dropped the deuce? Whoo Kid says he knows … and he’s naming [Flo Rida].
This is obviously quite a big accusation Whoo Kid is throwing out here. And on the basis of some pretty scant evidence, if you ask me. I’m a big believer in what Carl Sagan used to say about paranormal matters: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I mean, you can’t go around saying a guy like Flo Rida dropped a Sewer Trout next to the pool on a party cruise unless you’ve got more to back it up than his “look” and his “wild songs.” You need surveillance video. DNA tests. Eyewitnesses. Because this is a major crime we’re talking about. And the standard of proof has to be beyond a reasonable doubt.
And to be clear, I’m not talking about the crap on the deck. That’s really not much more than a misdemeanor. Especially for the clean up crew on a cruise ship. I did the Boston to Bermuda cruise a while back and as soon as we hit rough waters the vessel was pretty much a floating version of Caligula’s vomitorium. So those guys have dealt with a lot worse than someone Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl and I’m sure the 20 bucks was well worth it.
No, I’m talking about the much more serious capital crime of Flo Rida not owning up to it if he is the guilty party. You just don’t let your fellow rappers take the … rap … for your shit. The key to a great poop stunt is owning it. Otherwise, what’s the point? True story: One of my best friends was staying down Cape Cod with a bunch of our buddies when he went over to visit one of the guys who was working night security at a hotel. And he dropped a Finless Brownfish into the pool as a joke. Which the other guy did not find the least bit funny, so he kicked the pooper off the Cape. Not out of his rental house; off Cape Cod. His Cape rights were revoked and he wasn’t allowed over the bridge for the rest of the weekend. So he had to thumb home to Weymouth. Which he did. Because he’s a stand up guy.
The point being that when you take a dump somewhere you’re not supposed to take a dump, you take the blame if you have an ounce of integrity. But also, as Frank Reynolds says in the landmark It’s Always Sunny episode “Who Pooped the Bed,” “Poop is funny.”