Chick Almost Falls Out Of Carnival Ride And Swings While Hanging Upside Down, But Avoids Getting Decapitated

Not the best week in the world for amusement park riders. First we had the guy that had the Reverse Randy Johnson happen when that pigeon exploded on his throat and now this. There are not many “good” ways to die I suppose, but getting your head chopped off as you swing upside down and having “I Got The Power” blaring on the speakers like its 1990 all over again cannot be very high on anyone’s power rankings for they they arrive at their final destination. And while I hate to get dark, I feel like the last thought in any person’s head that gets killed on a carnival ride is “Why the fuck did I put my life in the hands of some random carnie?” After years of evolution and battling our way atop the animal kingdom, humans still allowing a drifter that is two steps (mayyyybe one step) above a homeless person to lock them into a machine that could potentially kill them remains one of this world’s greatest mysteries. Perhaps its greatest mystery, in fact.

And shout out to this guy for being the every man in this situation.

I’d like to say that I’d have the wherewithal to help this girl out or at least record this on my phone. But the truth is I’d be slack-jawed watching this go down just like I was at home.