Navy Seal Moonlights As Porn Actor: God Bless America

Navy Chief Special Warfare Officer Joseph John Schmidt III has been living dual lives.

As a member of the Navy SEALs, the 42-year-old boasts a chest of ribbons and medals during his 23 years in the military, including a valor citation for combat overseas. To his East County neighbors and Coronado shipmates, he’s been the married father who has given pep talks to special-needs children in Los Angeles and toured the country recruiting for the elite Naval Special Warfare teams, even serving as the face of the SEAL program on its website.
Schmidt is also Jay Voom, the actor in at least 29 porn flicks during the past seven years, from “Apple Smashing Lap Dance” to “Strippers Come Home Horny From the Club.”

He has spent most of his time in front of the camera engaging in sex with his wife — porn megastar Jewels Jade — for her website and film-distribution service. But he also has coupled with XXX actresses Mena Li and Ashden Wells, according to marketing materials found by The San Diego Union-Tribune and confirmed by Jade.

What a wild life. From fighting overseas to coming back and being a porn actor. Just amazing.

I don’t know how Joseph pulled this off, and I don’t mean the part where he had two lives. I mean, Seal deployments can be long. The deployments can last 7 months to a year. How on earth do you go from not having sex at all for that long to being able to have porn star stamina? It might be the most impressive aspect of this whole thing. Most dudes I know who come back from long deployments are ready to cum their britches as soon as they see a boob let alone star in feature length porn films.

It seems like Joseph’s tactical, combat, and clandestine abilities weren’t affected by his pornographic choices, so the Navy should just let this one slide. If anything, they should use it as a recruitment tool. Can you imagine the horny little hellions that would try to sign up to become Seals if they knew this was even a slight possibility?

Kind of reminds me of the story of Jim Harmon. Ole Jim Harmon is a Marine who was married to Heather Harmon of ideepthroat fame.

Legend has it that they filmed all of those videos in base housing on Camp Pendleton. Every Marine deployed from 2004-2017 had terabytes of Jim’s best work to get them through the rough patches of being gone. Thank you for your service, Jim and Joseph.