Bieber's New Remix of Despacito May Be The Sexiest Song Ever Made

Editor’s Note: I hate that Feits beat me to this blog by like 20 minutes, but the song is that good that it can be blogged twice.

I’m not gonna say I cummed myself when I heard this but definitely dripped a little pre cum. I mean if you don’t think this is the sexiest song of the decade you just don’t know music. And you know how I know it’s good? Because my boy Gianluca Vacchi just unleashed his latest impromptu dance video to it.  And not only that but it had a cameo from the actual dude who sings it. Probably stuffed his wife in the process too in the wildest foursome in the history of sex.