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Remember The Giant Bunny That "Accidentally" Died On A United Flight? Well United Cremated The Bunny Without Permission

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Fox News- The owner of the giant rabbit who died in the care of United Airlines last Tuesday says the scandal-scarred airline cremated her bunny’s remains so she would never know the truth about how it died. “The whole thing stinks of a cover-up,” breeder Annette Edwards, 65, told The Sun. “I had been asking United over and over again for his body so that I can have him examined here in Britain but they never got back to me. All I want to know is how he died.” Edwards, a UK rabbit breeder, was flying the 3-foot-long Continental Giant rabbit, dubbed Simon, from London to Chicago’s O’Hare Airport to deliver him to his new owner in the US when he inexplicably kicked the bucket.

 

Hmmmmmmmm. Well that’s suspicious. Pretty sure the same thing happened with 2Pac’s body. Cremated before anyone could get a look at the body. United airlines has been saying the giant bunny died on accident but they were prettttay prettttttay pretty quick to get rid of the body. Dead bunnies tell no tales (or tails, emirate). Why burn the body if there was no foul play? Exactly. And that’s what the breeder of the bunny is saying. I love how #woke she is to the whole situation. She’s been saying it was murder right from the jump. Why though? That’s the part we don’t know. Does a high ranking executive at United also breed giant bunnies and he wants his to be the biggest in the world? Sounds unlikely but so does a giant bunny accidentally dying and then instantly cremated by an airline. This goes deeper than just United having the worst 2 months in the history of corporations. This giant bunny died for a reason and I won’t stop until we get to the bottom of it.