Some Guy Sent A Girl Unsolicited Dick Pics On Snapchat So She Pranked Him Into Thinking He'd Have A Threesome At Buckingham Palace

Mashable – Tara Natasha, a 26-year-old makeup artist from Cardiff, received explicit pics and a crude message from a random guy on the app, to which she started replying with pinch of wit and irony. But the guy didn’t seem to get it.

So when he asked to meet, Natasha gave him the address for Buckingham Palace. Naturally.

She also upped the ante by saying that her flatmate would join too, just to see how gullible this guy was.

“My replies back then we’re obviously sarcastic but he clearly didn’t get my irony. So when he asked to meet I thought I’d send him on a little journey. Just a bit of fun really, I didn’t think he’d actually go to be honest but obviously he did,” she told Mashable.

There are three rules in dick pics. Rule 1) Shoot from the base up, like a skyscraper. Makes it look better. Rule 2) Crop out your face, plausible dick deniability. Rule 3) Be ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE the person on the receiving end of the dick pic actually wants to receive a dick pic. If you’re a dude blasting out dick pics hoping someone takes the bait, that’s not only a foolhardy strategy but you’re basically a dude walking around in a trench coat flashing chicks’ innocent eyes. Getting an unexpected dick on your phone or anywhere in your vicinity…that’s like a violation of human rights. There are girls who’ll want to see your dick somewhere in life if you search hard enough. But that girl is also not likely to be the one who’ll open an uninvited Snapchat and be thrilled by your engorged member greeting her. That’s dick science.

So with that in mind, I’ve got no issues with this girl fucking with the dick pic sender. Especially since it was such an obvious joke and this guy was still running about, dick at full mast, hoping he found the deal of a lifetime of two chicks willing to bang him just because he’s a shooter who shot. If you’re dumb enough to send an unsolicited dick these days, dumb enough to think a girl is waiting for a threesome at Buckingham Palace, really dumb enough for any part of it, then you’re getting what you have coming. Just be grateful you didn’t get taken out by a stoic guard in a shoe buffer hat and have your dick pic sent to your family at the funeral.

PS If there’s ever been a piece of merchandise sold at the Barstool store that’s been more relevant to a blog, I haven’t seen it:

Empty that load out of the chamber and the decision making process will likely not lead you to almost scale heavily guarded homes of royalty for a shot at some snizz. That’s simply a fact.