The Marlins Didn't Appreciate Marlins Man's Girl Dumping Her Tits Out On The TV Broadcast
Marlins Man is an enigma. I don’t get it, but I also don’t question it. I just let it exist and accept that it’s a thing. I enjoy it for what it is, and I don’t try to dig too deep beyond that. But then I see things like this. Marlins Man rolling up to games with smokes on smokes, and I’m like wait a goddamn minute…what? I’m not even jealous (incredibly jealous), but I am impressed.
Couple days ago, one of Marlins Man’s smokes dumped her titties out on live TV and the Marlins weren’t too happy about it.
For the second time this baseball season, the famous fan brought a group of attractive women to a Marlins game and they sat alongside him much to the delight of the Twitterverse. Though this time one of the ladies may have gone too far. While Marlins Man— real name Laurence Levy — went to take photos with fans in wheelchairs, one of his gorgeous companions shook her breasts for the cameras, which apparently did not go unnoticed by the Marlins brass.
“I didn’t know what happened,” Levy told The Post over the phone Thursday. “When I came back, people were like, ‘Did you hear what happened?’ Then the Marlins sent me a text message, ‘You need to keep your girls under control, they cannot be flashing on TV it’s not appropriate. Bringing them is one thing to have fun, but the actions aren’t good for the image and we can’t condone it.’”
Levy agreed and told his lady friend, Korinna, to keep it in check. But as the blonde bombshell explained, she didn’t realize her risqué reveal made national airtime.
Oh, hunny. Tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my idea, tell me you don’t like my fuckin’ neck tie, but don’t tell me that you didn’t know that you were on TV when you were sitting directly behind home plate in the second row.
And for those who will inevitably ask for pics, there’s nothin’ happening on her Twitter, she’s got no Instagram in her bio, and the Insta handle that Marlins Man used to tag her leads to a “Sorry, this page isn’t available” message. Did my best.