Astronaut Jack Fischer Eats A Pudding Tower In Space And I've Got Some Weird Ideas

Fox13- NASA astronaut Jack Fischer is taking some time off from his serious astronaut duties to play with his food.

Fischer shared a video of himself building a tower of pudding in microgravity and then eating his own creation.

This is happiness. This is Friday, knowing you’ll be walking into your shore/Montauk/Newport/Cape/Nantucket house tonight and all your buddies will go nuts because you brought a six pack. This is knowing you’ll knock that hangover back tomorrow morning by diving under the waves and nursing a few ice cold beers on the beach, hoping someone comments on your new bathing suit. This is the hope that when you meet someone cute at the bar, you drop that perfect opening line. Something like, “that’s a lovely dress. I want to remove it with my teeth.” Try it. You never know.

Best part is when the pudding starts running away. Look at this face:

“Oh ho! A challenge. I accept!”

I’ll be honest, all I could think during this video was how cool it would be to cum in space. Send your seed around the cabin like a lawn sprinkler. You could set up targets–maybe headshots of famous actresses or girls that were against facialization because it was “demeaning” even though you said “it’s good for your skin.” Put the real custard cannon to to use! Send those frozen ropes into space like slow-motion snakes seeking out their prey. Hey Jack Fischer, if you’re reading, please tape yourself doing some real skeet shooting. It’s not weird if we watch it in groups.