LA Biker Hits 132mph And Ends Up Heroically Evading The Helicopter

Sure, this batshit biker is breaking the law and putting himself and, more importantly, others at risk. But it’s kind of hard not to root for him, no? Don’t get me wrong, this is a long, somewhat exhausting video. But it’s also straight out of Grand Theft Auto. The dude legitimately loses all 3-Stars on his tale. He was shooting a cop or running over a hooker away from getting the tanks in the streets. At 132mph, no less. I get scared Grandma’ing my way on a bicycle at the speed of Clem. And eluding the helicopter by turning around a building and then waiting for the heat to die down. That’s beyond GTA 101. You’re hereby enrolled in the Doctorate Program of Video Game Life. Nobody outrides the fuzz and gets away from it. Nobody.

Well, except this guy who did the exact same thing while playing real life Road Rash in Philly a bit back. On Kelly Drive, no less. The fact he made his way through those twists and turns at night without ending up airborne and drinking through a straw is a miracle.