Complacent Goat Finds Himself As Dinner in Dramatic Cliff Chase
There may not be a more natural human reaction than to root for the prey to get away in a animal chase video. Yes, there’s no doubt that its irresponsible to ignore the fact that the predator will die if he can’t find something to eat, in the same way that the antelope or goat will die if they get caught, but human attention spans were never supposed to be fair. There is nothing better than watching someone seemingly have no way out and still get away. Now with all respect to the presumably deceased, this goat really lets us all down.
He was zigging and zagging, taking this wolf on a one man thrill ride on the edge of these cliffs. However, he started reading his own press clippings a little too much and complacency kills. After he basically SHOOK this wolf and was seeing nothing but paydirt, he decided he could spend his bye week taking a metaphorical trip to Miami with a couple Boat Boyz. Taking shirtless pictures with Trey Songz and denying Adderall from supermodels. Before you know it, the wolf sensed his entitlement and the process known as natural selection took its course. Lesson learned for all the kids out there at home: when you get a hill’s worth of a lead on another animal that wants to consume your flesh for its sustenance, you keep running your little goat ass off.